Monday, January 14, 2008

Penis envy

The latest in bad spam marketing:

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I think my favourite part is the merry BONJOUR! A jaunty introduction to hard fucking if ever there was!

The second one, entitled 'Ufm' (to which I would like to respond Wtf?) says:

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Though I pine and pine for a penis of my own, I know I live 5 minutes from an Anne Summers.

Jeez what a waste of everyone's time!

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